Bible News #2

Good day! Beautiful people everywhere!!! All you fearfully and wonderfully crafted people I hail una. That’s just me trying out my Pidgin English. I remain your intrepid newscaster Justin Darrq. Today we will be jumping right into the mix with news from four corners of Scriptoria. SEX SCANDAL ROCKS THE HOUSE OF HEBRON KING OF ISRAEL CAUGHT PANTS DOWN WITH SOLDIER’S WIFE I did not have sexual relations with that woman – King David The stripper king makes the headlines again!!! Superstar King, David Jesse has allegedly been pointed out as the adulterous murderer responsible for the death of decorated warrior Uriah. Though we do not peddle rumors we have it confirmed from reputable sources (Auditors from Nathan Management Services) that the chief executive officer Prophet Nathan confronted the poet/music artiste turned King about his philantrophy philandering with the wife of said warrior, Bathsheba. Several interviews with house-help revealed that the king was away from the battle field during this

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Bible News #1

Disclaimer: I was sitting jejely at my desk at work waiting for my lunch from TFC when the Holy Spirit dropped this idea in my head. In case you are bored then you would do well to read my namesake’s post Joshua Fela BIBLE NEWS: Episode 1 Good day Beautiful people!!! .. I am your host, ace reporter Justin Darrq reporting live from BW Network News Headquarters. I will be taking you through the wild and vivid world of Scriptoria. After months of study (approximately 6 plus) the #LA187 cruise ship is about to leave the coastal waters of the Old Testament and head for the sunny shores of the New Testament. We will be bringing gems gleaned from the rich lands of the Mosaic covenant however and unveiling bit by bit the persona of JESUS CHRIST. I, Justin Darrq *you can call me JD* will like to share some of the juicy gossip various news details filtering in from

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